I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck
when your next victim finally comes into the stall
This is fucked up. I’m crying.
aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it
Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me
Ew no, yes.
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
This gets me every time
Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg